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From the Avon catalog. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzw2dqbFwe1qbji82o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One for the ladies. 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